This Is a Moose

Some arms are making a movie. It’s about a moose. The movie is going not good, because moose cannot be astronauts. The moose is being an astronaut. The director keeps saying, “Cut!” (There’s something really weird in the pictures: it’s a squirrel.) Grandmother Moose is using a lacrosse stick for a paddle. There’s seaweed in it. The clapper pinches the kangaroo on take three. A giraffe is a doctor. Take four! All the animals are launching the mighty moose into space. A mouse and a bunny are pulling the giraffe’s fur. The director is not okay with the moose going into space. The director wants an animal acting like it’s supposed to. The director is a duck. He is not acting like a duck. He says “Oh…” (The kangaroo is thinking, “I can’t believe I’m also doing this.”) All the animals drive into outer space. The story is silly. The pictures are good. My favorite picture is the moose “doing moose things” – like pooping! Any age would like this book. I can read this book myself. I’ll read it again, because it’s awesome!