Critical Thinking

Do you ever feel like you are not thinking very well? No, of course you don’t, because you are not a critical thinker. Did you know that your lack of critical thinking was causing you gallons of emotional distress? Well, now you do, and there is only one way to alleviate your pain. Did you know that your lack of critical thinking causes you to function as sub-human and be seduced by the wiles of the world? Well, it does. And you a bad person and you should feel bad and should read this book. But this book will not tell you how to become a critical thinker; it merely says that you are not a critical thinker, and that critical thinkers are better than you. It says you are bad for not thinking critically, but it does not tell you how to become less bad. You need to do better! But you will not learn to do better from this book. This book waxes eloquent about how your utter lack of critical thinking has destroyed your life. This book could be significantly improved if it actually told me how to think critically. This book is so lame.