We Wish You a Poopy Christmas: Fudgy the Poopman’s Collection of Christmas Classics Made Crappy

We Wish You a Poopy Christmas is a funny book for tweens+ who love to laugh. It is full of hilarious, butt totally inappropriate, puns. The book changes your favorite Christmas stories into toilet jokes and bad words. Some examples of the titles are; “Crappy the Elf,” “Rudy the Red-Butt Reindeer,” and “The Night Before Poopmas.”

Here is one example from the opening of “Rudy the Red-Butt Reindeer:”

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,

Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen.

But do you recall

The most flatulent reindeer of all?

Rudy the Red-Butt Reindeer
Had some very fiery bowels
And if you ever smelled them
You would even say they’re foul.

This book is funny because it has little sayings like “porcelain throne” and “yule logs.” I think this book would be perfect for reading on the toilet and maybe give you some poopy nightmares. You won’t want to put it down so you can find out how Crappy the Elf finds Santa Claus or how the Night Before Poopmas turns out. The illustrator makes the story come to life with colorful illustrations that will make you fall off your toilet laughing.

I couldn’t stop laughing long after I put We Wish You a Poopy Christmas down. It lingered like one of my dad’s smelly turds in the toilet.