The Yeti Files #1: Meet the Bigfeet

This book is about Blizz the yeti. (My favorite part of a yeti is his big mouth and gigantic heart. Stinky elephant feet!) Blizz lives in Nepal. His headquarters is cool, but I can’t believe you have to climb that high to get to the thinking chair. A cryptic is an unknown creature. They have to make sure nobody finds them. (Did you know that yetis and bigfeet aren’t the same thing?) The Bigfeet are having a family reunion. The reunions used to be at Brian’s place, but Vanquist got a picture of Brian. He put it everywhere. When Blizz arrives at the reunion, Brian is missing. The Bigfeet decide to find him. They do it! Alexander and Gunthar are supposed to keep guard – which they’re not so good at. (The goblin is kind of fighting the elf. My favorite picture is when Gunthar gives a wet willy to Alexander.) Frank the Arctic fox makes friends with a raccoon. They see Vanquist and Noodles. Will George Vanquist ruin it all? Oh! How I hate that guy! I only give it four stars, because of George the bad guy. I can read this book myself. I hope if there’s a book #2, it doesn’t have Vanquist, because I like animals like Brian. I don’t like that he was lost.