The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig
Pig lives on the farm. This is how he feels about Farmer at the beginning of the book: yea! (He thinks the name “Roast Pig” is a compliment.) Farmer gives Pig slops, but he doesn’t want to feed him really well. He wants to make Pig as fat as he can so he can eat him. Pig sees a picture of a sad pig and figures out that Farmer wants to eat him and doesn’t love him. The Evil Chickens make a Trocket, a mix between a rocket and a tractor. They want Pig to drive it to Pluto. (The trocket runs on pig poop. Duck poop is too small.) Will Pig get to Pluto? Will Farmer eat him before he gets there? Read the book to find out.
I loved it. The end was okay. It wasn’t as great as the rest of the story, but I liked it. The rest of the story was very funny. Pig says “I is.” That is still English, but very-hard-to-understand English. I don’t think a pig could write a book (or a diary), but I guess it’s true that farmers eat pigs and ducks. Chickens are not evil. My favorite part is Pig’s giant farts.
|Page Count||192 pages|
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