Super Schnoz and the Invasion of the Snore Snatchers

This book is about a guy with a really big nose. You find many words in there and not many pictures. You find a lot of names for nose. (My favorite word for nose is “pie sniffer.” The author uses every word for nose except “nose.”) Super Schnoz fights villains with his nose. He sneezes on them, and he uses his nose to fly. He inflates it. It’s like a balloon, and he floats. The bad guys are booger blobs. The bad guy aliens make Super Schnoz snore to power their giant nose ship to take over Earth. When Super Schnoz snores, it makes an earthquake. The aliens want to make a giant earthquake snore. Will the aliens destroy the Earth? Read the book to find out. I like the end of the book. It is funny. (I think super speed and super eyesight would be better than a super nose.) People would like this book, because he has a super, big, funny nose. I read this book with my daddy. (He didn’t like it.) My favorite part was when he got shot in the butt. He had his nose planted in the dirt. I think it was funny.