Rudy’s Windy Christmas

This book is really stinky! And I hate how it stinks up everything and it’s a stinker. It’s not very nice, because it keeps having the reindeer stink up the place. The reindeer are going with Santa Claus on Christmas Eve, but Santa fed his sprouts to Rudy instead of eating them. So Rudy kept being stinky everywhere they went. Then the other reindeer would laugh, until they laughed so hard that they couldn’t fly. So then Rudy’s stinky gas saved the day! And then when they got back Mrs. Claus was stinky because she did eat her sprouts. And then Santa said he thought that was funny and he didn’t want to miss out on the fun next year. It’s really gross. The pictures are funny except for the green stinky stink that comes out of Rudy’s bottom, but I like the reindeer and I like Santa Claus.

The words rhyme, but all the words are the same, they always say the same thing. This book is very silly and my older brother says it is obnoxious.