Battle for the Knotty List

This is a very funny pirate story (told in rhymes and a funny pirate language). I enjoyed very much reading it and looking at the silly pictures. Captain McNasty is the head pirate on a ship when the pirates steal an elf. He would have never imagined that the little elf would cause so many problems. Once the other pirates find out that the elf helps Santa with the toys, they want to stop being bad pirates. A big battle starts between the Captain and the crew. The crew wins and ties him all up in a small boat, stranded in the ocean. The Captain shores up onto an island where he meets an ugly woman; he marries her, and they have lots of children. Now the Captain is no longer a nasty pirate but just a nice dad. His crew, after stealing his boat, ended up in the North Pole helping out Santa and the elves with the Christmas gifts. And Santa ended up forgiving Captain McNasty, too.