Children and the Tundra (HOW)

This is supposed to be a funny book. It’s pretending to be an encyclopedia about the tundra and those horrible, mean, stinky children – devil monkeys. There are ads selling Australians. The ads are mean to Australians, but I like them better than the stuff about children. They are saying children are stupid, ugly, dumb. Don’t they know there are children reading this book? I want to replace the word “children” with “adults.” The authors recommend dunking kids in water and making them sleep in the laundry room, so they don’t talk. The authors added stink lines on the kids in famous paintings. I like the real paintings.

The food chain of the tundra says the top predator is the penguin. Only the question mark eats them. The human and the penguin eat teddy bears. That isn’t real, and it’s not funny. I like the pictures of the tundra animals. The descriptions don’t really make sense. I like “Comparing Snow With Presidents.” It’s the only thing funny in this book.

The picture of the authors is scary. Benny’s pages are bad. This book makes no sense. Most children will not like this book. Parents might like this book.